September 19, 2007

"FORE!!!"

"Simpson and the other three men are charged with two counts of first-degree kidnapping; two counts of robbery with use of a deadly weapon; burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon; two counts of assault with a deadly weapon; conspiracy to commit kidnapping; conspiracy to commit robbery; and a misdemeanor, conspiracy to commit a crime.

Simpson also faces one charge of coercion with use of a deadly weapon, a felony."

If you count those felonies, you come up with 10.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Can't make it up people, you can't make it up.

Oh, but his buddy thinks is was a set up. Sure, whatever, I mean, there's no glove this time so you know it can't fit.

O.J. Simpson's life is much like golf; You stripe a drive 285 yards right down the middle of the fairway and somehow find a way to make triple-bogey.

The next time O.J. mentions his football career you should simply say, 'nice drive Juice, nice drive.'

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