Last night we congregated, poured over draft sheets, burned the midnight oil, and studied all available materials in an attempt to pinpoint the largest, most destructive failures in the NFL.
I think we accomplished our goal.
Here are the teams, and I'll be updating the team names as I receive them. I've already updated mine, as you'll see.
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Tony Mandarich's Back Acne
QB
Tavaris Jackson
John Kitna
RB
Adrian Peterson
"Cadillac" Williams
Willis McGahee
LaMont Jordan
WR
Plaxico Burress
Troy Brown
Dante Hall
Troy Williamson
Kicker
Sebastian Janikowski
Josh Scobee
Team
Tennessee Titans
Team Hold Spoon Over Flame
QB
Rex Grossman
Tony Romo
RB
Najeh Davenport
Brad Hoover
Ron Dayne
Ronnie Brown
WR
Phil Dawson
Joe Horn
Derrick Mason
Ted Ginn Jr.
Kicker
Justin McCareins
Jeff Reed
Team
Detroit Lions
The Cleveland Steamers
QB
Charlie Frye
J.P. Losman
RB
Kevin Jones
Rudi Johnson
Anthony Thomas
Lorenzo Booker
WR
Kevin Walter
Brad Smith
Shaun McDonald
Andre Johnson
Kicker
Dave Rayner
Shaun Suisham
Team
Cleveland Browns
Gary Anderson's Miss Was On My Birthday
QB
Vince Young
Matt Schaub
RB
Rueben Droughns
Willie Parker
Travis Minor
Reggie Bush
WR
Eric Moulds
Peerless Price
Dennis Northcutt
Travis Taylor
Kicker
Olindo Mare
Lawrence Tynes
Team
Minnesota Vikings
Smelly Pirate Hookers
QB
Joey Harrington
Jason Campbell
RB
Jamal Lewis
DeShawn Foster
Ahman Green
LenDale White
WR
Mike Furrey
Rod Smith
Troy Walters
David Tyree
Kicker
Neil Rackers
Rob Birones
Team
Oakland Raiders
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To anyone who didn't make it, feel free to draft another team with the remaining players if you'd like. And let's get on with the failing!
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