I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Notre Dame, I hate you so much.

Football Bowl Subdivision conference commissioners, Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbrick and other college football officials Thursday agreed to eliminate eight-team and 16-team playoff proposals...

Oh just PISS OFF. "Hey, let's get together and decide how the post-season is run, oh and make sure we invite THE IRISH." 

I almost can't blame Notre Dame.  I mean, the NCAA has been letting them get away with this shit for a hundred years, why change?  Why join a conference when every game of yours is already on a major network?  Why risk joining the Big 10 and finishing behind Michigan?  No, it's the NCAA that takes the blame.  "Duhhhhh, we have two sets of rules:  one for every college ever, and one for the Catholic one, Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

BYU and Notre Dame.  Just two of the worst colleges, ever.

It's simple. We have always been at war with Oceania.

Don't you stop, Vikings.  Don't you ever stop.

"We did a lot of research. I think you guys know us well enough now that we have had success with guys with character issues that have come into this organization and have been very productive, not only on the field but as citizens," Spielman said.

Oh, ok.  You have had success?

Let's just take a look back through history, then we'll decide.

Did I hit them all?