It's simple. We have always been at war with Oceania.

Don't you stop, Vikings.  Don't you ever stop.

"We did a lot of research. I think you guys know us well enough now that we have had success with guys with character issues that have come into this organization and have been very productive, not only on the field but as citizens," Spielman said.

Oh, ok.  You have had success?

Let's just take a look back through history, then we'll decide.

Did I hit them all?