October 5, 2007

Here's The Thing About Hyphenated Last Names

As far as I see it, there are really only two ways to achieve them.

I don't need to go into details.

In place of Cadillac BlackJack Baby Meet Me Outback We're Gonna Boogie Williams, who thought he could best help his team by wickedly bending he leg underneath his body, I take Maurice Jones-Drew.

I don't know anything about him other than that he has the aforementioned double last name, and that he plays for Jacksonville, which might as well be Blaine, Missouri.

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