November 14, 2007

The Spoon is hot

HQ at Team HSOF is abuzz. The office tower with its lights on late at night. Deliverymen shuttling in Chinese and Dominos like clockwork. You guys makin' deals? The loyal faithful expect nothing less.

Actually, the "Braintrust" is trying to figure out how the system broke down. Oh sure, he said he was from Jacksonville . . . someone just ASSUMED Florida. Can't have that. Nope. There hasn't been a resume mistake in these parts this bad since . . . well it hasn't been that long ago . . . and I can think of a couple people actually . . . ANYWAY can't have it. No sir. We must rid ourselves of this and move on. Thank you Mr. McNown and hello Sexy Rex. Welcome back Rex, you start with last week's starters. Get'em.

1 comment:

Drew Boatman said...

I'll just say right now: If Rex gets benched, again, for the second time in one season, you get a bonus point. It's like Byung Huyn Kim, but with less home runs.