You wonder why some teams can never make it over the hump. You watch these teams make dumb decisions one right after the other, you see a team heading straight for the toilet, and just when they look like they're going to fix it, they jump in with their mouths open, swallowing the sweet urine.
Let's look at some personnel moves this week:
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The Vikings are going to start Tarvaris Jackson this week against the Raiders. here's a list of Tarvaris' qualities:
1. He can't throw the ball.
2. He could run the ball before he tore his crotch. Now he can't do that either.
3. He can't hold on to the ball.
4. He can't read defenses.
5. He can't stay on the field.
Other than that, good choice!
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The Falcons, despite winning the last two games with Joey "Joe" Harrington at QB, are going to start Byron Leftwich on Sunday against Tampa. Now, does Joey like to throw the ball to the other team? Yes. Does he like to pee in his pants when he sees someone running towards him? Yes. But you know what Joey is? In shape. He's not fat. He's not a disgusting overweight man with a history of leg injuries sustained trying to keep his immense weight upright.
Nice choice, Bobby!
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Ricky Williams is back in the NFL.
That should last.
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And finally, the Bears have decided to start Rex Grossman this week against the Seahawks. Rex went to the Super Bowl last year, then was benched after 3 games this season. His backup, Brian Griese, was not a very good quarterback. But he was average. Isn't that really all you need these days? Not in Chicago! They're going for the "potential" of Rex having a few good games. Well, if they asked me my opinion I would say "here's some advice, fire his fuckin ass because a loser is a loser".
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So here we go, into week 11, with all sorts of losers and failures coming back into the fold. If anyone has any open roster spots, now is the time. Broken dreams are free for the taking!
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