November 10, 2007

Breaking News . . .

The "Braintrust" of Team Hold Spoon Over Flame held an emergency meeting last night. A spokesman released the following statement:

"Team HSOF is unhappy with the team's current play. We are hopeful we can get back to our 'winning' ways. The administration, staff, players want the fans to know that we feel their pain. You, the fans, are what make this team click. With that being said, we must release Duante and pick up J. McNown. The reasoning is simple, McNown gives us the best chance to 'win' and will start this week. The decision was tough as Duante played terrific, too terrific, and two weeks ago won his own award. Although this is a sport, we have a business of winning. We wish Duante the best in his future endeavors. This will be the only change to Team HSOF's line-up for this week. Go Team."

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