November 30, 2007

50 Bucks The Smails Kid Picks His Nose

We're getting close to adding up the stats for the first month of Failure NBA action, and I've come across some beautiful reading in researching my team.

First, Jason Collins:

Jason Collins, who was in a preseason positional battle with Jamaal Magloire, started at center for the Nets in Wednesday's season opener. He finished with no points and two boards. He had five fouls.


Gorgeous! So, should I draft him in Fantasy then?

Collins is known as a defensive specialist who eats up minutes and does absolutely nothing for Fantasy owners. He's started for most of his career and has shown to have no statistical upside. Leave him on the waiver wire -- starter or not.


Done and done!

Next up is Bo Outlaw. He was waived by the Magic this week, and is going to be taking a job in the front office. That means a redraft for Vin Baker! I'll be taking Earl "Not The Pearl" Watson. Here's what they say about Bo on Sportsline:

Outlaw had only played in two games this season. At the age of 36, he has no Fantasy value.


He does for me!

And finally, Keith McLeod, the former Wolf who has turned into a garbage version of Troy Hudson in his prime. The words are direct, and they read like a warning:

McLeod doesn't get enough playing time to help your Fantasy team. Don't draft him in Fantasy leagues.


Yes sir!

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