Gary Anderson Can Finally Apply For The AARP - 16
The Cleveland Steamers - 15
Smelly Pirate Hookers - 13
Tony Mandarich's Back Acne - 10
Team Hold Spoon Over Flame - 4
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And this week's winner...
Ted Ginn Junior!
Now we certainly can't hold his team's lack of success against Ted this year, can we? Oh I think we can!
This week against New England, The Second Ginn put up the following numbers: 4 catches for 27 yards (break a tackle, dumbass!) and a fumble. He also returned one punt for 2 yards, and because they were playing the Patriots, got ample opportunities to return kickoffs, but failed to pick up any major yardage - his longest return was 23 yards. He takes home the award this week primarily because of how bad his team is, and how his low average per catch enabled Team Hold Spoon Over Flame to capture 2 of their 4 total points. Hey Orton, start sucking!
Final week of the season, and we're neck and neck! The Titans better blow this one, otherwise Tony Mandarich's Back Acne is going to be hurting. On the other side of the diamond, the Detroilet Lions have somewhere between a zero and zero chance of winning.
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