Thursday Night, I Think I'm Pregnant Again

This is a great time of year for fans of failure. The college football season has ended, and we've had the chance to see quite a few adult men cry as their dreams were dashed by various bowl committees. Then there's the NBA, clearly swinging into mid-season form around guys like Stephon Marbury and Marko Jaric. And as for the NFL? Their players are getting murdered in their homes.

This weeks stats:

The Cleveland Steamers - 16
Team Hold Spoon Over Flame - 13
Smelly Pirate Hookers - 11
Gary Anderson Still Haunts Me At Night - 9
Tony Mandarich's Back Acne - 9

--------------------------------------------------

The big winner of this week's Failure Award:




Damon Huard!

The Cleveland Steamers have had quite a run at QB this year. They started the season with Charlie "French" Frye. He was benched and TRADED following a game when he had a QB rating of 10. Then he turned to JP Losman, who has the word lose RIGHT IN HIS NAME. He responded by destroying the Bills' playoff chances week after week. One game he only played a handful of snaps, yet somehow found time to fumble. But then Loserman went on the DL, and it was up to The Steamers to go find a diamond in the rough, a quarterback who may look average, but that we all know is capable of horrible failure.

That man is Damon Huard.

Let's see: 56.7 rating? That's good for first place. 3 turnovers? Yes sir! Going 19 for 34 while your team loses 24-10 at home to a San Diego team coached by a man who should probably be turning in his application and taking the typing test at his local TempForce office? That's enough to earn you the Daunte Culpepper Failure Award this week! Well done!