January 2, 2008

A Personal Recap

"The Braintrust" at Team HSOF has spent most of the day in the "war room" sitting back in their folding chairs (low budget operation). What went right . . . What went wrong . . . already thinking next year.

All in all, the commish is correct on the "quality" of WRs. D. Mason was an every week performer . . . well except for week 16 . . . thanks. Let's analyze. 5 catches for 98 yards and 1 TD WITH A LONG OF 79 YARDS. Final score 27-6 and you lost. The TD you scored of 79 yards in the 4TH QUARTER didn't matter. Glory hog. I bet your coach was happy . . . while still an employee of the Baltimore Ravens. You're forgiven.

My only comment on helping the league would be to find some site that keeps track of dropped passes.

Much like the research done by Tony Back Acne on Tavaris, Team HSOF took a gamble with Brad Hoover, or B Hoov as he is known on my team. Not to be confused. "The Braintrust" did its research. The metrics, the stats, the plats. B Hoov is situational. When it is 2nd and 8, you hope like hell they only get 7, like they did. Just put your arms in the air because it is Hoover time. Cha-ching. B Hoov will won't get tackled for a loss. Not in him. Not wired that way. But ain't getting much farther than the line of scrimmage.

I have played "normal" fantasy football and I have to say this was much more fun. Being at bar and seeing a hand off to Najeh and yelling,

"Tackle him!"
"You goin' against Najeh this week, huh?"
"Nope. He's on MY team."

Confusion everywhere.

Much more fun.

Well . . . time to see if that Ukranian pick of mine is healthy yet . . . Nope. I guess when you break your glowin' bone, it takes some time. That face. Jesus.

2 comments:

Drew Boatman said...

Tears in my eyes...

"His face is like the last thing a J*W sees when he's getting dirt thrown on him".

Pecherov.

What a country.

Drew Boatman said...

Found it:

http://stats.washingtonpost.com/fb/playerstats.asp?id=7183&team=16

This changes everything.