"It ain't got no gas in it". "You see? He always thinks of the simplest things first"

Isn't there enough failures in this family?

Note for 2011 Fantasy Draft: YES.

Mike Senior's other son? His name is Baker, and he didn't quite make it to the show. He ended up playing for the Martixx Magixx in the Netherlands. Then again, that sounds better than where Mike Jr. is playing right now. I bet all of Baker's teammates tried.