August 20, 2007

Suspended Indefinately, busy on the wires!

To be dropped:
Mike Maroth - Injured
Jeff Weaver - Too much success on a far too successful team
Woody Williams - Not quite bad enough

To be picked up:
Jon Garland - Failing. Miserably
Boof Bonser - Have you seen him win? Me neither.
Yovani Gallardo - Late season mvp candidate?

September is going to be a good month. "Well, we're pretty excited about these September call ups," said coach Jimminy. "It's nice to see we've got some really nice failers down there in the minors and we hope it really challenges our veterans to know they could lose their jobs."

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