August 29, 2007

Here's To Hawaii's Victory, Here's To Each Valiant Son!!!

The fall always brings back old memories. The first walk across the Washington Avenue bridge, with downtown looming on the horizon, on my way to my first Composition 1001 course... the leaves falling as I make my way towards Wilson Library to do some research about motivation levels of University students... our roommate tearing out every fixture of our bathroom and opening a huge hole in the ceiling, giving thousands of bats free access to our bedrooms, which doesn't much matter anyway because we can't stay there long because in order to go Number 1 we have to go out in the bushes and to go Number 2 we have to drive to EZ Stop, which means we'll be spending this winter living at our mom's house while the state finishes the condemnation paperwork to get this house permanently razed.

See, it's all those memories! Also, College Football!

Player - Team

Nani - Oklahoma Sooners

Potsy - Tennessee Volunteers

Milson - Hawaii Warriors

Drugs - Auburn Tigers

Jimminy - Arkansas Razorbacks

Chief - Nebraska Cornhuskers

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The primary scoring will be end of the season ranking. However, bonus points will be a-plenty in this league. Check the campus police blotters weekly, and we'll decide how all bonus points will be distributed as we go along.

Now, let's get started on those term papers, tutors! These guys aren't going to hold that 2.0 or better on their own!

1 comment:

Dickfer said...

OK has a few players suspended for their first game for "undisclosed reasons", nothing major, but it is something.