Failure All-star SS Bobby "The big E" Crosby appears to be done for the season with a broken mind - er, I mean hand. Due to the loss to the team, Suspended Indefinately has made a trade. They'll be sending one bag of rotten chips to the dumpster in exchange for SS Khalil Greene - with an 'E'.
Coach Jimminy had this to say about his teams acquisition. "It's tough to lose such a failure as The Big E, but to be able to go out and get an impact guy like Khalil is really going to make up for what we lost. You just don't see a guy strike out the way Khalil does, and that's something that will really help this team. "
On a side note, the rotten bag of chips was optioned to the dumpster's AA affiliate, Homeless Dude's Mouth
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