September 12, 2010

The Budget

I was just waiting for Sid to write a column explaining why it isn't Brewster's fault we suck. It only took 24 hours.

So, we don't spend on football? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THEY ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL IN, DIPSHIT? Oh, a new stadium. Does that count for spending, old fuck?

Q: Why did we have to spend for a new stadium on campus?
A: The previous one was off campus.

Q: Were we ever on campus?
A: Yes, for a long fucking time.

Q: Why did we go off campus?
A: Because Lou Holtz said so. Oh, and people like old fuck went along with it. It was a great idea. "Helps recruiting". Also, helps the Star Tribune has a bunch of land right by the Metrodome.

Sid Hartman has fucked up sports in Minnesota more than any other person.

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