July 22, 2007

"I Will Take Something Called Joe Borchard"

The 2007 Failure Fantasy Baseball Draft went off without a hitch tonight... well, except for the whole "AOL likes to kiss dink" hitch that delayed the draft for a half an hour. Well, whatever. We fail even when it comes to drafting failures. I couldn't imagine it going any other way.

Make sure to let me know your team names so we can get them updated on the right hand side. I've put in the names if I know them. Here are the teams:

Billz

Position Players
Ben Zobrist
JD Drew
Nick Punto
Mike Rouse
Ramon Martinez
Greg Norton
Luis Rodriguez
Alex Gordon
Andrew Jones

Pitchers
Scott Baker
A.J. Burnett
Ryan Braun
Byung Hyun Kim
Masumi Kuwata

Team: Cincinnati

Steve Howe's Pocket Mirror

Position Players
Todd Linden
Robert Fick
Mark Sweeney
Cesar Izturis
Michael Bourn
Norris Hopper
Chris Gomez
John McDonald
Abraham Nunez

Pitchers
Casey Fossum
Jack Taschner
Jose Mesa
Scott Feldman
Tony Armas

Team: San Francisco




Conduct Detrimental To Team Baseball Team

Position Players
Rocco Baldelli
Sammy Sosa
Scott Hairston
Dioner Navarro
Kurt Suzuki
Rickie Weeks
Ryan Langerhans
Fred Lewis (redraft)
Joe Borchard

Pitchers
Dontrelle Willis
LaTroy Hawkins
Key Igawa
John Danks
Jae Kuk Ryu

Team: Milwaukee



Suspended Indefinitely

Position Players
Julio Lugo
Bobby Crosby
Juan Uribe
Jason Bartlett
Alex Gonzalez
Yuneiskey Betancourt
BJ Upton
Tony Batista
Delmon Young

Pitchers
Jeff Weaver
Daniel Cabrera
Mike Maroth
Julian Tavarez
Woody Williams

Team: Tampa Bay


You Dead, Dawg

Position Players
Tadahito Iguchi
Dmitri Young
Alex Cintron
Jacque Jones
Richie Sexson
John Buck
Adam Kennedy
Mike Napoli
Ross Gload

Pitchers
Edwin Jackson
Jose Contreras
Livan Hernandez
Jaime Moyer
Barry Zito

Team: Washington


Cap'n Kanani

Position Players
Dan Uggla
Adam Dunn
Brandon Inge
Tony Pena Jr.
David Ross
Miguel Olivo
Adam LaRoche
Ryan Zimmerman
Kevin Kouzmanoff

Pitchers
Robinson Tejada
Adam Eaton
Ervin Santana
Kip Wells
Vincente Padilla

Team: Pittsburgh

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Now the failing begins!

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