Rivers In Egypt Ain't Alone

Denial.

Sorry Oregon, even Indiana and Ohio don't believe.

Ted

Poor Ted

Hero

Hero.

Why we have this blog

I was waiting for something interesting/stupid to come from this. I was rewarded.

Hey, go Knicks.

I have no idea if I am keeping up anymore

First, we have water pills.

Second, we have this guy. Don't backstab the Wooger motherfucker. Life sucks now, doesn't it?

UN-retired

Daunte all better now.

When good it is Adam,

bad it's Pacman.

I hope there is video . . .

of this.

More Burgos

Burgos.

Coaching changes

Raiders.

Rams.

new Bengal and former Bengal

New.

Former.

How would you describe Santana's

complete game shutout on 3 days rest, Jerry Manuel?

Gangsta.

I saw the video on ESPN, probably be on YouTube in a few days.

Update: Go to SNY, then go to "Video", scroll down and click on "Archive", look for 9-27-2008 videos.

What's that UCLA?

...Except, not.

All sorts of news

First, I don't think "Get my Goose On" and "Gary Anderson . . ." drafted two QBs.

Second, it looks like Ambiorix Burgos had to . . .

Third, no one drafted Vince Young and that is too bad. If this is true, this would qualify you to win the league.

First one of the season!

Nate Burleson, he who didn't like to catch the football if it was for a first down, goes down with a torn -CL. Nice work, Matt Flynn's Backup. You're off to a raging start.

Failure Fantasy Football Rosters

Folks, we've got a hot one brewing here. Mr. Bionic Crotch threw almost 20 incompletions tonight, and he wears a knee brace. Game. On.

Note: the team names are the same as last year right now, post in the comments if you'd like to change them.

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Matt Flynn's Backup

Team - St. Louis Rams

Marc Bulger
Ted Ginn Jr.
Ike Hilliard
Carson Palmer
Clinton Portis
Edgerrin James
Justin Fargas
Ron Dayne
Owen Schmitt
Mike Nugent
Olindo Mare
Nate Burleson
Mike Furrey
Donald Driver


Smelly Pirate Hookers

Team - Oakland Raiders

Kyle Orton
Troy Williamson
Matt Jones
Ahman Green
Julius Jones
Brandon Stokely
Dwayne Jarrett
Lamont Jordan
Reggie Bush
Neil Rackers
Shaun Alexander
Donte Stallworth
Sebastian Janikowski
JP Losman


Get My Goose On

Team - Detroit Lions

Tarvaris Jackson
Rudi Johnson
Javon Walker
Travis Henry
Heath Evans
Ricky Williams
Isaac Bruce
Torry Holt
Ronnie Brown
Bobby Wade
Rian Lindell
Jeff Reed
Willis McGahee
Travis Taylor


Gary Anderson Missed A Chipshot And We Ain't Seen Shit Since

Team - San Francisco 49ers

Chad Pennington
Rashard Mendenhall
Willie Parker
Derrick Mason
Mark Clayton
Travis Minor
Najeh Davenport
Drew Bennett
Bernard Berrian
Vernand Morency
Eric Moulds
Matt Ryan
David Akers
Martin Grammatica


Cleveland Steamers

Team - Kansas City Chiefs

Brodie Croyle
Michael Bennett
Brad Hoover
Amani Toomer
Wes Welker
Kevin Smith
LenDale White
David Tyree
Chad Ocho Cinco
Tatum Bell
Troy Walters
Joe Flacco
Matt Stover
Rob Birones

Just completed my draft board

My gut tells me there will be a few teams WELL represented by this failure league. DEEP into the depth chart.

I will draft either of these two guys

Either.

Failure NFL Draft

Quick and dirty:

When would be a good time to draft failure NFL teams? Would Sunday night be OK? We would've already seen the first games, but it doesn't matter. We're in this for the long term. Plus we'd have yet to see Action Jackson break his dack-sack. I'm thinking about 7pm. Does that work? Otherwise anytime next week would be good too.

Hail to the motherfu . . . .

Is Rich's house for sale, yet? Don't get me wrong, the Gophers won't do much this year, either . . . but this is Michigan. Doug from Dearborn wants wins. The Gophers and Michigan could have the same bowl experience this year . . . watching at home. You would think after Appalachia St. they could have scheduled someone like West Georgia.

You can throw out the records when they play Ouachita Baptist. Ouachita is tough at home.

He Should Belong To All Of Us

For this Saturday, let's all claim Carl as an honorary member.

How long do you think it will take until his arm falls off, Dravecky-style? The second inning? His first warm-up toss?

He's an Olympian

This guy. North Little Rock to Vegas? That is what we call a lateral move.

Is The "MCL" Near His Crotch?

Because he broke that last year.

Tell me this guy isn't number 1. Just sit there and try to tell me. He's number 1. Right.

My Rangers

Too bad it wasn't at home. You will win more games if you don't give up 10 in the 1st inning. Just sayin'.

Define "Failure"

Nick Punto today:

0-5 with 4 strikeouts.

You pretty much couldn't fail any worse than that.