Can any of them complete a pass to Charles Woodson, though?

You're doing it wrong

Your name... is GreenBaySux?

So, rather than comment on your own professional allegiance, or your personality in any way whatsoever, you choose a handle that reflects your dislike of a superior organization?

Oh MAN.  I love this.  Red Sox, much?

From the depths of my memory

The NFL playoffs are here...and for some reason came what I thought was a drug-fueled flashback.  For some reason, before Super Bowl XL, I remember an idiotic cartoon with Harrison Ford reading Dr. Seuss.  Did that actually happen?  What that REALLY the opening of the telecast?

Yes, it was.  Whoever came up with this was clearing taking the WRONG drug.