You May Run Like Hayes But You Hit Like Shit

ESPN Headline: 3 Indians minor-leaguers charged in bar brawl

Right out of Major League!

Are you a man?

I watched the US/England soccer game yesterday. England should have scored more goals than they did, but since they didn't, the English goalie gets blamed. We all know Mike Gundy is a man. Robert Green, the English goalie, is also a man . . . at a younger age.

England will/should advance past the round robin stage anyway so this will be funny in a few weeks. As we all know, you don't win the World Cup in the round robin stage.