A rare congratulations

Last night, Ubaldo Jimenez pitched a no-no for the Rockies. Why does that name sound familiar? Anyway, well done, sir. Never a doubt.

Hey, guess who made the news . . .

Looks like the North Texas Durrrrrrr didn't pay him enough. Looks like he was hitting that pop can bong again.

Get your life together, man, c'mon. You are circling the drain right now.