Failure Profile: Alvin Robertson

He was one of the thieves in NBA history and still holds the record for most steals in an NBA season.

Apparently his kleptomanic ways didn't stop at basketballs.

He's also still at-large so parents, lock up your daughters. No, seriously, lock them up. He'll steal them, literally.

Failure of the Day

In reading back-posts I realized that it's been quite awhile since we've officially pointed out an FOD. So, here you go!

Wisconsin Badger Bench (basketball)

In a game that should've been a walk away win, the Badgers managed to lay a turd against OUR beloved Gophers. While the starters didn't play very well, it was the bench that played the roll of the Leafy Bandit and clogged the toilet.

The line please...

2/14 FG
6 rebounds
1 blocked shot
1 turnover
5 personal fouls
4 points

Yeah. When your bench gives you more fouls than points, you're going to be in for a rough night. MVP of the bench? Jon Leuer - he made both fgs in his 26 minutes of "work" last night.

Congratulations on a "great" game. You really gave something Badger Nation can be proud of.

How does the Clip Ship stay afloat?

Just go ahead and take the poll.

I was in the majority. How 'bout you?

I am trying to write something funny, but the headline does it for me. The only thing I can think of is that Sterling wants to move the team so badly, he would permit this.

Ratings would actually go UP. You'd have to watch this train wreck every time they play. Have to.