Let me give you tip . . .

Don't do this. It is bad for your career. I will keep him on my team in hopes someone else picks him up, or, if released know that "idle hands do the devil's work". I might win this league by the All Star Break.

I can't even keep track anymore II . . .

Dude's name.

I remember watching Auburn games and a fan had a rim that he would spin everytime Cadillac Williams made a play.

I was thinking for this guy, maybe holding up a sub wrapper.

I can't even keep track anymore . . .

It seems like it is 3 or 4 a day. How do you hotwire a car like this? What if you miss curfew for Bears training cam . . .

We-omp.

He is no longer Pac Man

He is Adam. Whoever he is, he has bills to pay. Oh, and what is this?

You're cut . . .

shushy.

Namath, you can stay.

Taking Inventory

Like any good half-ass owner, I have to look at my team once or thrice a season. The league continues to try to work through the Marlin/Devil Ray "flu". Looks like Rincon is anti-assignment. Milton is keeping it real for his team. Kenji plays for the Mariners, so I am sure everything is fine. To replace Rincon, I will take Royce Ring (whenever the time is best, I want Juan's stats).

News and Notes

News
Notes
More Notes

Blown saves

Next year we all need to draft one bullpen pitcher and have a stat for blown saves.

D-Train

Anybody have him?

New Dolphins RB?

I really wanted to draft him . . . I think I still will.

A Conversation That Should Happen

"Aaron, barber. Barber, Aaron"


(see:Sunday Conversation)

Hey Oliver, How Was Your Day?

Bottom 1st Inning

- R. Winn homered to deep left center
- J. Castillo grounded out to second
- A. Rowand doubled to deep left
- B. Molina singled to left center, A. Rowand scored
- R. Aurilia walked, B. Molina to second
- R. Durham doubled to deep center, R. Aurilia and B. Molina scored
- B. Horwitz homered to deep left center, R. Durham scored
- E. Burriss walked
- C. Vargas relieved O. Perez

That all works out to .1 innings, 2 BBs, 2 HRs, and an ERA of 162.00

All in a days work I guess. Ouch.

Yesterday at Mayslacks

I decided to take in the Twins/Yankees at the local tavern. They have expanded the menu and have something name "The Whole Hog". It is a sandwich that consists of pork tenderloin, ham, bacon, pepperjack. Very good with Grain Belt and Onion Rings. I had my last bite as some Canuck hit what was basically an inside the park homer. The outfielders played like they should have had Chico Bail Bonds t-shirts on that one.

The Yankees have a pitcher on their team. #30. I don't know his name, but he is tall and with his motion to the plate, could throw out his back at any time. He is on my radar.