The draft, as always, went off with all the proper errors and mistakes, but that doesn't mean that we didn't all field damn worthy teams. Here are the lineups for the 2008 season, highlighted by a guy name Ubaldo.
Best. Pick. Ever.
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Bacon n Butter (gee I wonder who's team that is)
Team
Texas Rangers
Pitchers
Scott Olsen
Shawn Chacon
Juan Rincon
Andy Sonnanstine
Ubaldo Jimenez
Hitters
Adam Dunn
Dan Uggla
Andruw Jones
Frank Thomas
Paul Konerko
Carlos Lee
Kenji Johijima
Clete Thomas
AJ Pierzinski
Outright Release
Team
Pittsburgh Pirates
Pitchers
Gil Meche
Todd Wellemeyer
C.C. Sabathia
Brett Myers
Chad Gaudin
Hitters
David Ortiz
Russell Martin
Jack Hannahan
Adam LaRoche
Jose Guillen
Ronnie Belliard
Troy Tulowitzki
Gary Matthews
Matt Diaz
The Jesus Sanchez
Team
Florida Marlins
Pitchers
Jose Contreras
Barry Zito
Matt Morris
LaTroy Hawkins
John Danks
Hitters
Adam Everett
Richie Sexson
Juan Uribe
Elijah Dukes
Delmon Young
Gary Sheffield
Jason Bay
Rich Aurilia
Rick Ankiel
The Short Bus Drivers
Team
Kansas City Royals
Pitchers
Daniel Cabrera
Bob Howry
Eric Gagne
Zach Miner
Andrew Miller
Hitters
Jason Bartlett
Jack Cust
Julio Lugo
Khalil Greene
Ryan Howard
Torii Hunter
Bill Hall
Rickie Weeks
Adrian Beltre
Billz
Team
Tampa Bay
Pitchers
Jeff Francis
A.J. Burnett
Paul Maholm
Adam Loewen
Kyle Lohse
Hitters
Miguel Tejada
Ray Durham
Travis Buck
Hunter Pence
Chris B. Young
Austin Kearns
Vladimir Guererro
David Eckstein
Mike Lamb
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So that's it! We've pretty much got every base covered - drug users, easy outs, strikeout machines, pitching machines, and even a guy named Todd. So let the failing begin!
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