Yeah...
Do you know any syphilitic, one-legged meth-addicted hookers who like lighting things on fire and talking about commitment? If so, the Houston Rockets alumni association may have someone willing to violate her behind a T.G.I. Fridays while Vernon Maxwell films it.
Interested? Read more here.
As a side note, the Mad Max reference got me interested in rediscovering the problems he had with the law. On his Wikipedia page, there is a section dedicated to "Behaviorial Incidents." I'll bring your attention to the 1997 incident. Wow.
