Steelers Fans Cluster In Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Minnesota and Illinois

Oh my god, Vikings and Bears fans, you are terrible. First, if ANYONE should know the power of Green Bay, it should be you two. The Vikings got the pants pulled down in the Dome and lost their head coach the day after. The Bears just lost 2 of 3 and haven't yet dried their tears. So one would think you two fan-bases should know, FIRST HAND, how difficult the Packers are to defeat at the sport of football.

Even Lions fans are on board.

It really just comes down to dumbness, and failure. "BAAA I'M MAD AT PACKERS BECAUSE DICK TEXTER LOST, SO GO PITTSBURGH BECAUSE HAMWICH" Listen, I don't expect full support. I know I'd be the first one proclaiming the Vikes were going to get done by Indy last year.

But at least the state of Wisconsin wouldn't be, you know, one of FOUR red states on the map.

Christ, even Hawaii sees the light.

Oh those Vikings fans

YEEEEESSSS! Let the healing begin! Can we get Randy back?


posted by katninc on Nov. 22, 10 at 11:21 AM

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This is my favorite NFL season of all time

Look, eventually I'll break and write 30 pages on this year's Vikings team and why they are the absolute epitome of what it means to be a failure organization, but for now, I've still got some snippets to share:


AWESOME! So, let me get this straight.... offense just has to block and run slant routes. Defense needs to tackle, especially around the "waste" (oh, the Freudian slip!!!!) And just take it game by game!!!!

Now, there are many jokes to be made here, so I'll start with the easy Wayne's World one.... The Vikings are having a hard time winning A game, let alone MANY games that would put them in the playoffs.

Look at this comment:


THE LEAGUE WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT EM!!!! WE'RE SET UP AT 3-6, READY TO POUNCE!!! WE WIN ONE THIRD OF OUR GAMES ON PURPOSE!!!!

Speaking of Jersey Failures...

He doesn't play here no more...

The Gift that Keeps Giving

Saw this on CBSSports.com yesterday.  I thought that...wait a minute...you mean...

Properly summed up

HA HA HA HA

NO HE'S NOT!!!!!

This is the greatest day ever to live in Minnesota. Ever.

The Failiest Fail Who Ever Failed

A brief synopsis of Vikings fans:



You know, sometimes living in this state, surrounded by these - (exasperated sigh) - people, is actually pretty great.

Like when they trade for years of baggage and poor effort and then think that's going to get them to the Big Show.

No, ufcmma, God bless YOU. Don't you ever change.

If Gary hadn't a missed that kick........................................

Pittsburgh had 64 road losses this year!

They tied for the worst on a 162 game schedule in league history! Way to go!

I was also "close" to succeeding in the bathroom...

You don't get close to succeeding. You fail, or you succeed. Anything else is figure skating.

I'll just go ahead and whip this out

The Budget

I was just waiting for Sid to write a column explaining why it isn't Brewster's fault we suck. It only took 24 hours.

So, we don't spend on football? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THEY ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL IN, DIPSHIT? Oh, a new stadium. Does that count for spending, old fuck?

Q: Why did we have to spend for a new stadium on campus?
A: The previous one was off campus.

Q: Were we ever on campus?
A: Yes, for a long fucking time.

Q: Why did we go off campus?
A: Because Lou Holtz said so. Oh, and people like old fuck went along with it. It was a great idea. "Helps recruiting". Also, helps the Star Tribune has a bunch of land right by the Metrodome.

Sid Hartman has fucked up sports in Minnesota more than any other person.

Hey Mom, Look Over There!!! Yoink!

So Rumeal Robinson isn't a good person.

Not only did he borrow a large sum of money under the name of a fake business and spent the money on a condo and a Benzo, he also TRIED TO SELL HIS MOMS HOUSE WITHOUT HER KNOWING IT.  His own mother.

Wow. He sure is making Wolverine basketball proud.

Hey Ole Miss

You're in a big boy conference. Hell, I thought you had a chance at the national championship last year. Almost put a little on it. You started the season against a more or less local team. When I think of the Ohio Valley I think Jacksonville St. Who doesn't? This team plays in a division with one more "A" than you, so you should win. Here is the problem: they are champions. They won the conference last year. A champion is a champion. Try Austin Peay next year.

Let's read the comments from the newspaper. Notice the guy doing the blog quit before halftime. Nice work. Thanks for the attendance figure, you can go now.

Mississippi was only -160 for this game. Maybe I shouldn't be that hard on them.

Who's Yo Baby Daddy!?

Spike did a Top-10 Athletes With the Most Illegitimate Children.

Yeah...

Do you know any syphilitic, one-legged meth-addicted hookers who like lighting things on fire and talking about commitment? If so, the Houston Rockets alumni association may have someone willing to violate her behind a T.G.I. Fridays while Vernon Maxwell films it.

Interested? Read more here.

As a side note, the Mad Max reference got me interested in rediscovering the problems he had with the law.  On his Wikipedia page, there is a section dedicated to "Behaviorial Incidents."  I'll bring your attention to the 1997 incident.  Wow.

Sometimes I forget...

How fat Boof Bonser was.

"Yeah, gimme two double quarter-pounder with cheese meals, dude! And MEGA-size that shit!!"

Found "gold"

A while back, I wrote of the Minnesota Gophers football team and their overall failures in the Metrodome. In that winning analysis read by upwards of 3 people, I mentioned that there is apparently video evidence of the beatdown received by Nebraska in 1983, but I couldn't find it.

That was then. This...this is gold. Certainly not a "Golden Moment" by Maturi's standards, but worth viewing for a good laugh.

When you're winning a game 9-2...

...in the 8th inning...

...you're not supposed to lose 10-9...

...Dodgers.

They're lucky this happened on the road - Tommy's twice as angry when a loss gives him indigestion.

Balfour

Good job, Grant.

What WAS on that menu?

"(Dodgers manager Joe) Torre said All-Star closer Jonathan Broxton was sent home after eating something the previous night that made him sick."

Was it that...or Broxton's recent performance?

Sunday - Blown Save, Loss
IP: 1.1
H: 4
R: 2
ER: 2
BB: 2

Tuesday - Loss
IP: 0.1
H: 1
R: 3
ER: 3
BB: 2

You May Run Like Hayes But You Hit Like Shit

ESPN Headline: 3 Indians minor-leaguers charged in bar brawl

Right out of Major League!

Are you a man?

I watched the US/England soccer game yesterday. England should have scored more goals than they did, but since they didn't, the English goalie gets blamed. We all know Mike Gundy is a man. Robert Green, the English goalie, is also a man . . . at a younger age.

England will/should advance past the round robin stage anyway so this will be funny in a few weeks. As we all know, you don't win the World Cup in the round robin stage.

Kaz Matsui is hitless in his last twenty (20) at-bats

Today's Sports Failure: LaTroy Hawkins

Ahh....

There's just something comfortable about the familiar. It's akin to having an old buddy back in town...or having a slice of Rhubarb pie after years without the delight. Well, today would be a good reminder to our readers (both of them!) that yes...LaTroy Hawkins is still in Major League Baseball. And, yes, he's still serving up fail like Ralphs Grocery Store serves up horrific store layouts.

Too local a reference? Not when we're taking about his performance in Los Angeles last night. With a comfortable lead going into the ninth, Jonathan Broxton gave up two runs to the Brewers to tie the game. I would have begun to prepare this nomination in his name had the Brewers not pulled this rabbit out of their hat. And oh, what a delight!

With a tie game in the bottom of the ninth, LaTroy did what he does best: load the bases. Who was up next? A man with more than a flair for the dramatic: Andre Ethier. Mr. Walk-Off Homer did it again...a salami off LaTroy for the win. The above photo shows one man confident, and one man realistic. I'll let you choose who is who. The answer is "yes."

LaTroy's line:
IP: 0.1
H: 3
R: 4
ER: 4
BB: 1
HR: 1
Current ERA: 9.26

I wonder if his personal site says anything about his current performance. Oh. Mirroring his play, naturally.

A rare congratulations

Last night, Ubaldo Jimenez pitched a no-no for the Rockies. Why does that name sound familiar? Anyway, well done, sir. Never a doubt.